Wednesday, September 14, 2005 v2.0!!

FOR THOSE OLDTIMERS STILL TYPING "" TO GET TO DOGGUS: v2.0 is up and running. It is a much different layout; forum rather than weblog, which, in my opnion, is much much better. You no longer have to flip through pages of old posts to see if they've been commented upon. Active topics will be bumped to the top. It is also highly customizable. Play around with it. I think everyone will like it alot more.

You can get to v2.0 by typing "" in your address bar. v1.0 will remain online for the purpose of viewing old posts, if it is so desired, at the following URL:

Enjoy, and ask me if you have any questions!


Wednesday, August 31, 2005

This is about the most heartbreaking thing I've ever seen...

Truly Awful

Saturday, August 27, 2005


Y'all be safe w/the hurricane. Who is still in town? Anyone who wants to is welcome to evacuate to Los Angeles!

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

spam commenting!

ok.. it looks like it all started when i posted from my cell phone.. pretty freakin' aggravating that a service that blogger offers and promotes on their main page adds your blog to a database of blogs to be victimized by spam. moral of the story, don't post from your cell phone. i'll work on getting rid of the stupid commenting.


Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Gina, happy birthday to you!!! Love you! have a good one!

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

I thought you'd appreciate this Neo...

Go to Google and type in French military victories and then press the I'm feeling lucky button and see what you get. Pretty funny.

When is everyone going to be in town..

ok so i realize I've disappeared off the face of the earth for a few years....but ive decided i miss you guys and would like to hang out sometime...when is the next time everyone is home? I'd like to make a visit.

For you Chad...

Prepare to piss your pants!!!

Anyone seen Jason Baskin?

Kinda short, with stubby little legs and a pair of T-Rex arms. Has Jay's thinning hair up top, but Teen Wolf's body hair. Can often be heard mumbling to himself..."front tuck". Anyway, I haven't seen any posts or comments from him on here in about 8 or 9 months, so I was wondering if he was alive. And don't tell me he doesn't have internet access, every time I see him, he has that dang laptop so far up his butt, you can see the USB port when he opens his mouth. Anyway, if you see him, tell him to get his brown, hairy butt back on here.

Mobile posting!

This is me, doggusing from my phone. You can even post pictures and audio! -Joshua


Mobile Email from a Cingular Wireless Customer

Monday, August 01, 2005

Why I could never be a celebrity/It's rant time

Still in London but I had to post my first rant on here b/c this has happened WAY too often. Sorry if this is not the best grammar or paragraph structure but I'm way annoyed...

Ok so a few times since, say, college, I have randomly run into or talked to people from high school whom I haven't spoken to or seen in awhile and we have the whole, 'what are you up to now' conversation. That isn't what's bothering me, lol. What is bothering me is something that has happened at LEAST 4 times, possibly more, but at least 4x people have asked, 'I heard you were getting/got married?' WTF??? There's so many problems with this!

First off let me just set the record straight, NOO, I am NOT getting married in the near future. I'm only 24, heck I can't even rent a car in CA! Sheesh. Maybe where the rumor originated is that my ex-boyfriend had gotten me a ring as a present once while we were going out but it was Not an engagement ring. Can't a guy buy jewelry for his gf if he wants to? I certainly have no problem with it ;) . (And in case you were wondering, yes I kept the ring after we broke up. I don't wear it anymore but still, it was Mine, I'm keeping it ;) .) But the point is I never announced I was getting married! It was a promise ring like Lindsay Lohan wore from Wilmer. And we know how That worked out...

The main thing that is bothering me though is, where is this false info coming from? Did ppl either 1) just assume I was getting married b/c I moved out of the state? (you know there Are other reasons why ppl move out of state other than following their husbands around...but we won't *even* get into that right now...). Or 2) did someone just make up something and started spreading a rumor? Why didn't this person check with me? Or do they really not care if it was true and just wanted the attention? I guess that's what burns me.

This brings me to the title of the post. I could never be a celebrity, dealing with fake press and people making up stuff about you just b/c they can. (Not that anyone is asking me to be a just in theory). Just 'ppl not liking you' is ok but ppl messing with your image/reputation by saying unfair things, that is low. I guess all you can do, though a slower approach, is just tell the truth to counteract the lies. Which is what I'm doing now.

Ok, rant over. Again sorry for the randomness. Almost as crazy as a bride on her wedding day...oh wait don't start That rumor again...

--The not single, but NOT married, Kim ;)

Sunday, July 31, 2005

What's your life expectancy?

This one says I'll live 'till 80

This one says I'll live 'till 79

I wouldn't loan me any money after my 78th birthday if I was you.

Saturday, July 30, 2005

First Post In Months

Sunday, July 24, 2005

Planes, Trains, and Plantains: The story of Oedipus

for the real story of Oedipus click the link

Thursday, July 21, 2005

Hehe, I laugh at this everytime I see it...

SNL DeNiro

Quick London update

Just letting y'all know we (that would be me, Dad, and youngest brother John) are in London and we're ok. We were on the Tube (subway) earlier in the morning but not when the incidents happened. We were stuck in Trafalgar Square for a few hours today with no transportation, and looks like we're going to be doing Lots of walking over the next few weeks, but we're ok. Besides, we'll probably need to walk off all the heavy British food we've been eating ;) . Fish and chips all around...! Will update more later if need be. Stay safe everyone (domestic and abroad,)

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Talking about biting the hand that feeds ya'...


Good ole' slap stick comedy

poor kitty

Winner of this year's World's Ugliest Dog contest...

This is the ugliest freaking dog I've ever seen, I shriek back in horror every time I look at the pic. The poor little bastard has won the constest 3 years running.

Are you a Republican, Democrat, or Libertarian? Take the quiz


Though it may surprise most of you, I'm considered a Centrist.

Sunday, July 10, 2005

More crazy dreams from the mind of David Hillhouse...

On Friday, I stayed up really late watching movies, till about 5 AM. So I went to sleep (5 AM Saturday moring) and woke up at about 11 PM (Saturday night), then went right back to sleep and woke up at about 4 AM (Sunday moring), went right back to sleep and woke up at about 11 AM (Sunday morning) and finally got up. So I was asleep for 30 hours! It was crazy, I've never slept that long in my life, not even if I was being medicated for some surgerical procedure. I woke up not knowing what day it was, cause I had sleeped so long. When I realized that it was Sunday, I was like "dang it, I slept through a whole day, what a waste, I was gonna do some stuff yesterday." Anyway, with all the sleep, I did have some interesting dreams. I was only able to remember two of them, but they were quite interesting. In the first one, I was Julius Caesar and I was leading my men (who were all Roman soldiers) into battle against an unknown enemy. Chad, Jason, and my brother Kevin were all in my army. Jason was running around shooting everyone with arrows like he was Legolas from The Lord of the Rings. Chad was wielding this huge ax and cutting everyone to pieces like he was Hamish from Braveheart. My brother was acting as my personal bodyguard. Anyway, I had them all lined up in columns ready to fight and I was in the middle of the field doing last minut prep when the enemy charged, so I had to quickly run to my side, which isn't easy to do when you're wearing 50 pounds of armor. Anyway, so even when I got back to my side, I wasn't in a good spot, cause I was right behind my men, whereas I needed to be up on the hill above the battle so I could see what was going on to order my various legions to different places to exploit the enemies flanks. But since i was down with the men, I had to fight. The only problem was, I was unarmed. So when the armies collided, I had to pick up whatever weapons i could find that were on the ground. So for like 20 minutes, i'm dodging arrows, swords, axs, etc. until finally I find this arrow on the ground. This man charges me with his sword, but before he could get me, I stab him in the heart with the arrow. So I grab his sword and start going to town, killing like twenty guys, until finally I got shot with an arrow in the back, and then struck with a sword on the outside of my chest. So I go down, and then my brother picks me up, throws me over his shoulder and then starts to run me to the hospital. So we're running, dodging arrows the whole way, but we finally get there, but the problem is, is that there is a long line. But he ignores that and starts to run to the front. Then the people at the front were like, why does he get to cut, he's hardly even hurt, I don't care if he's the president. Yes, that's right, now I'm evidentally George W. Bush. So they put me in this room and patch me up and I live. Then I wake up. After I go back to sleep, my next dream has me working at Burger King. At this particular Burger King, we don't accept to go orders from people in cars, only in helicopters. The way it would work, they would hover over the restaurant and we'd toss up the food. They'd have 5 seconds to drop down the money, any longer, and I'd shot them down with the pistol that Buger King supplied me with. How a pistol would be able to take down a helicopter, I don't know, but this is a dream after all. Anyway, so Kevin comes to get some food, and I toss up the food and start to count to 5. I got to 5 and he still hasn't dropped the money yet, but I'm all conflicted cause I don't want to kill my brother, but I don't want to lose my job either. So I decide to give him another second, and then he finally pays. Then I wake up from that dream. So a very interesting set of dreams to say the least, but then again, I always have odd dreams like that. My mom always did say I have an active imagination. I hope you enjoyed sharing in one of my life experiences, even if it was only make believe. Peace be with you.

Thursday, July 07, 2005

Keeping our traveling friends in our thoughts...

I hope that with everything that is going on, that all of our friends in Europe are safe. None of our friends were in London today when the bombings took place, right? Are any of them about to go to London? Last I heard, people were in Spain or France or Switzerland or something. Well, if any of ya'll do go to Paris, be sure to go see the eiffel tower, I hear it's quite a site to see. Hope everything is going well, I think we'll all sleep better when everyone returns from abroad.

Thursday, June 30, 2005

Travel plans

As fun as the 'dueling governators' can be, ;) wanted to follow up on something we posted in the comments...

My friends from college and I always have a "who is going to be where, when, over the summer" talk or emails so I thought maybe we could do that here. I know everyone else probably knows each others' schedules, but at least do this for my benefit since I'm not in New Orleans normally! This probably would have been a good idea to talk about Before, say, July, but, um, yeah...

So, I'll go first... I am living in Los Angeles until either August or December (or longer, depends on the whole job thing...hmm maybe I should get off the beach and start looking for employment soon ;) .) But I will be in New Orleans for like 2 days in mid-July, then back for a few days after Aug 6 when I get back from London/Paris. Sooo....if anyone is in town and/or going to New Orleans then, let me know!

As far as international stuff I told Josh, I'll be in London Jul 18-Aug 6 and Paris Jul 29-31. Then I'll *possibly* be in Vancouver for like Aug 12-18 depending on some I know random long shot but if anyone is in or near those places then, let me know! It's always way fun meeting up in new places.

Ok...y'alls turn! Even if you're staying in town, maybe put that on here so that others who are in town or visiting will know!

Happy traveling!

Forget not messing with Texas...don't mess with the GOVERNATOR in Cal-ee-for-nee-ah!

"Don't be economic girly-men!"

Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

For you Evan...(Don't mess with Texas!))

Texas Governor telling em' what's up!

Your my boy blue!

Friday, June 24, 2005

I think I have found the inspiration for our future doggus commercial...

Video production at it's finest!

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Robots trying to keep the man down...

I came across this website last night about robots and the effect that they are going to have on our economy in the next 20-30 years. It's really interesting. The guy who wrote the essays is the same guy who started the website Anyway, I found them to be very interesting and thought provoking, so hopefully you will too. Peace be with you.

Robotic Nation
Robotic Freedom
An interview with the author

Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Looks as though she was never taught to look both ways before crossing the street as a child...

Eww, that's gonna leave a mark!

Monday, June 20, 2005

That'll teach 'em!!!

Don't mess with donkey...

Friday, June 17, 2005


Just letting everyone know that me and Jordan got to London around midnight your time last night. Now, after forcing ourselves to stay away as long as possible, we must sleep; but I wanted to let you guys know we are here, and I'll post some pictures or something. see everyone in a couple of months... later kids.. josh

Thursday, June 16, 2005

Absolutely Hilarious!!!!

Save Toby Campaign = Genius

I saw Batman Begins on Tuesday night...


Monday, June 06, 2005

See what happens Wasp, you mess with Texas and you end up in the axis of evil!!!

Found this pic from when people came to Texas a few months ago...