Tuesday, July 13, 2004

Joke from Jenny

Sorry I missed last week. I was out of town. Hopefully this week will not disappoint you!

Once upon a time there was a guy who lost his eye in a tragic accident. He went to his doctor to see what he could do about the missing eye.
First the doctor offered him a glass eye which would cost $300, but the guy did not have the money. Then the doctor pulled out a wood eye for $10, so the guy took it.
This poor guy was very self-conscious about his wood eye, so he stayed at home most of the time because he was afraid of being made fun of. Finally, his friends convinced him to go to a dance with them. When he got to the dance, he stood in the corner, still afraid to talk to people. Then, across the room, he saw the most beautiful girl he had ever seen. The only problem was that she had a scar on her face. The guy mustered up the courage to cross the room and speak to her.
"Would you dance with me?" he asked.
"Would I, Would I!" she exclaimed.
"Well, hell with you, Scarface!"


At 15:59, Blogger Super Dave said...

That's pretty good, Jenny. Where do you come up with these things?


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