Sunday, August 22, 2004

anyone for a game of "murder"?

Ok so I don't really remember if that is what the game is called, but you have a card and a killer and a night watchman and a doctor and you try to figure out who the killer is before he kills off the whole town. So I propose a game of....whatever it is supposed to be called to find our anon-poster. I think I'll start the accusations, too. Jason hasn't posted in a really long time....

40 Comments:

At 22:49, Blogger Super Dave said...

As far as this post goes, you're the anon-poster, since you didn't post who you are. I'm going to guess that you are Jenny. So, until you prove that you can consistently post your name, I'm going to say that you are the anon-poster. ;-)

 
At 22:51, Blogger Super Dave said...

Ironical posting continues on http://doggus.blogspot.com

 
At 08:53, Blogger mexican said...

why would i post anonymous if i took the dime to create a blogg account and name, or anyone else that has taken the time to do so. so my accusation goes to jenny also.
peace
jason

 
At 11:11, Blogger T.Rock said...

First of all, in defense of Jenny, she knows the name of the game is mafia. her softball team plays it until it goes beyond the point of driving her mad. she hates the game. therefore, it cannot be her.
it is curiously coincidental that the anon-hater is an anon-poster. so figuring that out would be the first clue.
finally, it is often the one who pretends to hate the act the most who may be the culprit himself. dave, you are on the suspect list for a funny self dialouge of hate posts.
however, nicky knows the password now, and george has been an anon-poster in the past, so these are at the top of my most wanted mafia list.

 
At 12:29, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dave,
If you are truly intent on finding the anonymous poster, perhaps you may want to fine-tune your investigating skills. Here is a riddle to jump-start that process:
"A woman goes into a hardware store to buy something for her house. When asked the price, the clerk replies, 'The price of one is 12 cents; the price of forty-four is 24 cents, and the price of one hundred and forty four is thirty six cents'." What does the woman want to buy?

 
At 15:30, Blogger T.Rock said...

okay. the answer is that she is looking to buy that house number. one number is 12 cents each. so 44 is 24 cents and 144 is 36 cents. that was fun, but what does it have to do with anon-poster's identity?

sorry i'm not dave, but i couldn't just let the riddle stay unanswered.

 
At 17:25, Blogger Super Dave said...

The answer is that she is looking to buy that house number. one number is 12 cents each. so 44 is 24 cents and 144 is 36 cents. There you go Jenny, beat TPS by ten minutes...damn it!

 
At 17:31, Blogger BigSexy said...

I will have to rebuttal for the sake of Nikki with one solid argument. Nikki cannot stay up past 11:00p.m. and the anon poster left his message at like 11:30p.m. so that rules her out. But that does not rule out the fact that she does have the password and has volunteered it to people.

 
At 20:37, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I say look to the star...

 
At 22:56, Blogger Neo said...

ok.. i just brought nikki home.. so she most definately can stay up past 11... plus, that riddle is entirely too thought out and intelligently worded to be nikki..

Josh

 
At 23:03, Blogger Laura said...

Whoa geez, sorry about that guys and gals...I forgot that when you sign on to do an original post, it doesn't post your name...so that was me all the way. But the other two anon-posts were NOT and that riddle (if that's what you want to call it) bears no weight at all on the subject. Again I appologize for my misgivings and blunders. I did however get clocked in the chin today while playing ultimate. Aparently I "took it like a man." Kind of offended at that statement. Obviously not a man in my opinion...a bit of a tomboy at times but I think that my femininity at every other time far outweighs my team-sport competitive moments. So anyone to argue in favor or against Evan being the anon-poster...personally I don't think that he would place riddles on the blog, but that's just me.

 
At 23:36, Blogger doggus said...

First of all, I would like to thank Thomas for defending me since apparently a few hours away from a computer gets me accused. Laura, 'murder' is the game you play where the killers wink at people to kill them and you try to figure out the killers. Mafia has the town scenario. I am wondering who dislikes my jokes so much because it appears that the first true anon-post (not one that one someone who simply forgot to sign) was suggesting that I be taken off of the joke of the week. Then the person made a joke as a post, so even though they comment under anonymous, they know the password. One suggestion: Adam Hayden. He could easily know the password from Josh and knows plenty of jokes and riddles.

 
At 23:39, Blogger doggus said...

Crap I forgot again. Last comment was me. Ok I'm really gonna set up a name to comment under tomorrow.
-Jenny

 
At 08:58, Blogger mexican said...

ok to prove my piont once again the pattern of not having a log in name and also not signing a name to the you comment. i still accuse "cyclopes". i would also like to post in defense of nikki, because of the time issue. as far as evan, come on let's be real, not a chance in Hades he would have the ability to come up with a riddle.
later
jason

 
At 14:04, Blogger jenny said...

Check that out!
To Jason's accusation, there are at least 3 reasons it is not me. 1.) When I forget to sign my name, I am still commenting under 'doggus' whereas the anon-poster, as the name indicates, comments under anonymous. Also, I realize that I forgot and own up to what I said, as does Laura. It is obviously not someone who just simply forgets. 2.) Why would I insult my own joke and suggest that I be taken off of the joke of the week? The anon-poster also put a joke from 'someone other than Jenny'. I would not do that since I like my jokes. 3.) The first few comments toward Chad taking a day off were written while I was in Glorieta. It is not me so find a better suspect.

 
At 15:01, Anonymous Anonymous said...

... have you ever thought that the anon-poster may actually be more than one person? If you read the anonymous posts, you will see that they all read differently. Some are obviously written by a very clever, tricky person......

 
At 15:16, Blogger Turkey Nutts said...

Congratulations Booty. You caught me. I am the anon-poster. The past few weeks of my life have been very boring so I figured I'd spice it up by making random anon-posts just to tick everyone off. HaHa. JK. I had you going there for a second huh? Probably not.
Anyways, sorry to dissapoint but I am not the anon-poster. Really I can't think of any good reason that it's not me other than the whole riddle thing, but just trust me on this one...it's not me. I wish I could throw the blame somewhere else, but I really don't have a clue who it could be.

 
At 18:15, Blogger Super Dave said...

The anon poster is none other than Neo Hayden. I would stake Jenny's life on it. That's my guess anyway. It could be more than one poster, but the ones under the pseudonym "anonymous" are definitely Josh.

 
At 18:22, Blogger Super Dave said...

By the way, before someone corrects me, I know that the person didn't create an account known as "anonymous", but merely posts under it. I just like to be formal when I post.

 
At 19:31, Blogger jenny said...

Well, in keeping with the rules of mafia, I second Dave's accusation, so we need one other person accused and seconded so that we can vote. It does not matter to me who that other person is because I am also voting for Josh. Speaking of this dreadful game, it is about to take place next door in a few minutes. They could not even wait for a road trip. I am going to run because that sounds far better.

 
At 20:38, Anonymous Anonymous said...

past the stars to another galaxy, thats where the answer lies

 
At 21:44, Blogger Super Dave said...

What was all that jibber jabber, neo?

 
At 06:02, Blogger BigSexy said...

To Josh,
I've been hanging out with Nikki for like 3 years now and I've seen her stay up past 11pm like all of 4 times. My question to you is was Nikki awake during the lame movie you saw and also how long did it take for her to fall asleep when you started driving. She is like a baby in that sense you put her in a car at night and she will instantly fall asleep. For instance, not 20 minutes after leaving a Dave Matthews concert asleep while I drive six hours home by myself.

 
At 13:43, Blogger Laura said...

First of all, I would like to state that unless we are speaking in Spanish (socially unacceptable due to post 08.17.04) "cyclopes" is not a word. Wait...dictionary.com says it is, but different spelling. I retract my previous statement (I would just erase, but I kind of liked the citation). Secondly, It's great to hear from you Josh and Evan. Thirdly, Evan it was a little wierd that you started calling me Booty, but ok, whatever. Fourthly, Dave, you said jibber-jabber...if I hadn't read the name I would've thought that it was Chad. And lastly, ANON-POSTER, you don't make a dang bit of sense, "I award you no points and my God have mercy on your soul." Oh sorry I fibbed, one more thing. I think that I should get the award for the "doggus.net" most-posted-comments-to-an-original-blog-post award. Peace

 
At 22:50, Blogger Super Dave said...

Laura, when I think of jibber-jabber, I don't think of Chad, I think of Mr. T {as in (doing my best Mr. T impression)...I pity the fool who has been anon-posting}. Laura, kudos go to your post. It has been well commented about. Anon-Poster, I night and day plan what I shall do to you when your true identity is revealed. I'm gonna get medieval on your @$$!!!

 
At 08:40, Blogger Laura said...

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At 17:18, Anonymous Anonymous said...

this stupid thing won't let me sign in under my name. As a man of my word I tell you laura I am not the anon-poster Laura.
-Chad

 
At 17:19, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 17:19, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 19:01, Blogger BigSexy said...

I'm am sorry for the numerous comments with the same message my computer was freaking out. I'm sorry!!!

 
At 22:46, Blogger Laura said...

Yeah but why was mine erased?

 
At 23:47, Blogger Super Dave said...

He was trying to erase his own comment and accidentally erased your comment. If you can find it in your heart, please forgive him.

 
At 08:08, Blogger Laura said...

Done

 
At 20:56, Blogger BigSexy said...

Dear Laura,
I ask you to please forgive me for deleting your comment. I truly am emotionally distrubed by the fact that I have hurt you in this way. Can you ever find it in your heart to forgive me? Love always.

 
At 11:26, Blogger Laura said...

As always, Chad, you are more than forgiven. I was merely jesting...the fact that you thought I was offended drives me to ask forgiveness for you thinking that you needed to ask me for forgiveness for something that did not need to be forgiven. SO I'm sorry.

 
At 00:08, Blogger Super Dave said...

Big Sexy and Booty, maybe this song will help bridge the gap between the two of you. It can be your sorry for 2004.

I'm sorry
I'm Sorry

It's like I missed a shot,
It's like I dropped the ball.
I'm Sorry
It's like I'm on stage,
and I forgot the words.
I'm sorry
It's like building a new house,
with no roof and no doors.
I'm sorry
It's like trying to propose,
and I ain't got the ring.
Oooh sorry

But girl I've apologized
a million times before.
I'll apologize a million more
So here it comes again
for all the wrong I've done.
so get ready babe
Here's One million one.

Girl this is my sorry for, 2004.
And I aint gonna mess up no more, this year.
I'm 'a take this one chance,
and make it real clear.
I'm sorry for May
and I'm sorry for June (for real)
and I'm sorry for July (i am)
in case I dont tell you.
August, September, October, November 'till your December.
I'm Sorry.
I'm sorry 2004

Its like stayin' out at night,
had way too much to drink.
I'm sorry
It's like you change your hair,
and I dont say a thing.
I'm sorry
It's like we're fallin' fast asleep,
with no kiss, and before we hit.
yeah I'm sorry
And It's like I forgot your gift,
on 02 14 03.
So sorry!

But girl I've apologized
a million times before.
I'll apologize a million more
So here it comes again
for all the wrong I've done.
so get ready babe
Here's One million one.

Girl this is my sorry for, 2004.
And I aint gonna mess up no more, this year.
I'm 'a take this one chance,
I'm 'a take my time
and make it real clear.
I'm sorry for May
and I'm sorry for June (for real)
and I'm sorry for July (i am)
in case I dont tell you.
August, September, October, November 'till your December.
I'm Sorry.
I'm sorry 2004

I'm sorry for the way that I did you
I'm sorry from the bottom of my heart for how I hurt you girl
I'm sorry on the weekends, sorry on the weekdays
sorry for the things I did, Sorry for the things i said
sorry for the lies
sorry for the time
That I didn't get you what you want,
That I didn't get you what you like.
What can I do to tell you that I'm sorry babe.
sorry, sorry

Oooooooooooooohhhhhhh!
Wooooooooh!
All them strip clubs,
all them hot tubs.
I'm gone give them up,
'cause I dont want to lose your love

Girl this is my sorry for, 2004.
And I aint gonna mess up no more, this year.
I'm 'a take this one chance,
and make it real clear.
I'm sorry for May
and I'm sorry for June (for real)
and I'm sorry for July (i am)
in case I dont tell you.
August, September, October, November 'till your December.
I'm Sorry.
I'm sorry 2004

Girl this is my sorry for, 2004.
Sorry 2004
Girl this is my sorry for, 2004.
Sorry 2004

 
At 16:32, Blogger BigSexy said...

Dave you are truly pathetic and to my Laura no no I'm more sorrier than you could ever be...:)

 
At 16:34, Blogger Super Dave said...

Chad...I'm sorry ;-)

 
At 21:12, Blogger Neo said...

i tried to comment on this post yesterday, and this poorly designed site stopped working on me.. I'll think of everything and write it tomorrow, as i am currently too tired to think straight..

Neo

 
At 12:10, Blogger Super Dave said...

Hey Josh, after reading that post, this song came to mind...

Big girls don't cry
Big girls don't cry
Bi-ig girls
do-on't cry-yi-yi (they don't cry)
Bi-ig girls
do-on't cry-yi-yi (who said they don't cry?)

(My-y girl) said goodbye-yi-yi
(my oh my)
My-y girl didn't cry (I wonder why)
(Silly boy) told my girl we had to break up
(Silly boy) hoped that she would call my bluff
(Silly boy) then she said to my surprise
"Big girls don't cry"
Bi-ig girls do-on't cry-yi-yi
(they don't cry)
Bi-ig girls do-on't cry-yi-yi
(who said they don't cry?)

(May-y-be)
I was cru-u-uel (I was cruel)
Bay-y-be
I'm a fool (I'm such a fool)
(Silly girl)
"Shame on you," your mama said
(Silly girl)
"Shame on you,you're cryin' in bed"
(Silly girl)
"Shame on you, you told me lies."
Big girls do cry
Bi-ig girls do-on't cr-y-y
(they don't cry)
Bi-ig girls do-on't cr-y-y
(that's just an alibi)
Big girls don't cry
Big girls don't cry
Big girls don't cry
Big girls don't cry
Big girls don't cry

 

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