Friday, December 24, 2004

Merry Christmas!!!!

I hope that everyone has a lovely Christmas.
Remember that Jesus is the reason for the season.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, December 10, 2004

MMMMM...PAPER...



- Super Dave

The Golden Dome from Notre Dame

"Cause nothing compares, nothing compares, to you..."


What is it with women today?

- Super Dave

Bizarre!!!

OK. So, students have been camping out on campus since last Sunday to get tickets for the Cotton Bowl, which were sold today. The way that they give out the student tickets, is that if you show up early (the only way to have a chance to get a ticket because there are so few available), you have to put your name on this list that the ticket office keeps (so they know the order to sell the tickets to people when they started selling – first come, first serve). Every hour, starting last Sunday they would read the list from the first name on the list (the first person to show up) to the end (the latest person to show up). Someone from your group (the maximum that a group could be was six people) had to be there to answer and had to have a student ID and sports pass for everyone in your group. So, someone from your group literally had to be at this location 24 hours a day, everyday, until they drew tickets. So, the people who showed up on Sunday hadn’t left that spot (through cold weather or rain, night and day) for 4 or 5 days. So today, they opened up the ticket office to sell the tickets. So as they started to form the lines to sell the tickets based on the list, this girl shows up, who wasn’t on the list and hadn’t been waiting. Seeing how many people had camped out and realizing she wasn't going to get tickets, she just went to the front of one of the lines and refused to move. When one of the guys who had been keeping track of the list of camped out people went up to confront her. She starts freaking out and stole the list from him and ate it! Yes that’s right, she tore up the list, and ate it. UPD was called but said they couldn't charge her with anything since they didn't see her do anything wrong. They also said that if any other students touched her or tried to forcibly remove her, then she could file assault charges. Its funny how cops in this town will arrest someone for playing music in their house too loud, citing "public disturbance", but when someone actually disturbs the public and almost initiates a riot they just keep their hands off. Anyway, so the students are going crazy, but since the rent-a-cops won’t let anyone touch her, they start to heckle her. Everyone started doing "Beat the hell outta List Eater" yells and throws stuff at her and whatnot. So, knowing that everyone was angry she yells out “that’s ok, I know I’m right because I have found Jesus and I’m right with God." Later Coach Fran came to mingle with the crowd and brought donuts. He heard about the incident and went up to the girl and said "Eat a donut, not the list." Then he yelled out "I say eat Donuts, not lists! Beat the Hell outta UT." Classic! Well then, somehow when the ticket window opened, they sold the winch tickets!!! All I know is that if I was one of the camped out people who didn't get tickets, I'd be royally pissed off. This problem can be very easily solved in the future by lacing all future ticket lists with cyanide. ;-) Of course, if I’d have been there, as soon as the cops left I would have grabbed her tickets and eaten them. Anyway, that’s the story and everyone has been talking about it around here. It was all over the radio, local news and newspapers. In case you’re wondering, yes I have a picture. Here you go……

(in a demonic tone) Lay off me I'm starving!!!

- Super Dave

Thursday, December 09, 2004

Bad Parenting

Wednesday, December 08, 2004

Bowl Mania!

For those intrested in testing their football knowledge or use their blind luck to pick the winners of the bowl games just click the link above. If you don't have a username and password sign up for one the group is called Doggus you should know the password. Hope to see you there.
*C-Had

Sunday, December 05, 2004

Ok, time to brag on poppa Steve

check out what he just finished building... quite amazing if you ask me!

and tons of WWII books dave ;)

Josh

Wednesday, December 01, 2004

Another Silly Name Game!

I saw this on Tigerbait and thought I would share. I get a kick out of these little name thingy. Here we go my name is Bishop Don Wilkins Fresh, I think its quite fitting seeing how I run a mafia family while being a higher up in the catholic church. And I tend to take baths every morning making me fresh. hee hee. take it easy.
*C-Had