Friday, April 22, 2005

Ass Virgin No More

Hello to all that read this. Many of you know that I've been having some sort of medical issues in my life. I don't know exactly what it is but my colon is pissed at me for some reason. So I've scheduled a colonoscopy for Monday morning. I'll finally lose my virginity to a doctor, which has always been my dream. I just didn't picture it this way. I had a sugar mama in mind but if I'm looking for that out of this relationship its going to have to be a sugar daddy. Harold, my driver at work, said that I should bring the doctor flowers for after the procedure and to get his phone number not just to leave mine. "Those doctors never call after that." I don't think I'll be looking for a date afterwards.
I really don't have any to answers to what is wrong with me. It could be something minor like colitis, which isn't always minor but it is treatable. This seems to be the popular thought from my doctors. But for now life goes on. I'm about to head to bed to get some sleep before the OZO concert tonight/ tomorrow morning at 2 a.m. As soon as I find something more specific out I will let you know.

2 Comments:

At 13:31, Blogger T.Rock said...

damn, ozomatli is playing or well played last night. i really miss seeing them with you chad. i listen to their cd all the time.

and of course i hope everything comes out alright...i mean..

 
At 15:12, Blogger BigSexy said...

It's already coming out. Loads of fun.

 

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