Saturday, May 28, 2005

Tobacco's a hell of a drug...


Thursday, May 26, 2005

Only a day late...

Sorry we forgot to post this last night Doggus, but Happy Birthday (albeit a belated one). Your first birthday is a big one. I recall my first - sittin' in the high chair, eating Gerbers while everyone else had cake, drooling on myself, watching Jeff open MY presents, and toping it off with a good crap in the pants. Ah yes, to be one again.


For those that don't already know today is a grand day. It happens to be the day that one of the most wonderful people i know was born. And his name is Chad Joseph "BIG SEXY" Wilkins.
love ya man


Wednesday, May 18, 2005

A minor disturbance reported in the Star Wars ticket line tonight in College Station...

She Returns!!!

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Am I the only one who thinks this is hilarious?

I didn't think they even had driver’s license back in the first century...

Gonna be aiight

Apparently I'm gonna live. The doctor says, "You have a giant ulcer on your colon!" So I got some more meds to take and have to go back and see the Doctor in a month, then I'll have to have another colonoscopy. So this makes me not so nervous anymore.

Tuesday, May 10, 2005


Tomorrow is my day to find out what is wrong with me and inside myself I'm climbing the walls. I don't understand how they(being the Dr.) could make me wait almost half a month to find out what is wrong with me. But I've laid this one down whatever it is, it is. I'll deal with it. Somebody asked me what I was going to do if it was cancer? How do you respond to something like that. Uhhh.... I don't know let it kill off my insides then go ahead and die. "What do you think I'm going to do?" "I'm going to fight this bitch!" That was a ricockulous question.

On another note Dave Matthews Band has released a new CD today and my copy should be arriving with 3 other live CD's today. Now this makes me excited well this and those really bad movies that come on the USA network real late at night. :)

One more thing I went bowling last night, like Evan and I do every Monday night. But something was a little different about my last game. I didn't leave an open frame in the whole game. Meaning that I either got a strike or a spare in every frame. This would be a first for me and some how that elusive 200 pin game I've been trying to get for so long has run away again. Next time I've got to get some more strikes. Well got to get ready for work, I'll see some of you tonight, and to the others taking test study hard and I think you will do fine. See you soon.


P.S. Thomas I miss you! We all do!

Monday, May 09, 2005

For All You Napolean Dynomite/Halo Fans...

Napolean Halo-mite

Now that's gonna leave a mark...

couch racing

Saturday, May 07, 2005


BigSexy, Superdave, and I had discussed doing an online Doggus calendar sometime back. The idea is to make knowledge of important dates -- such as birthdays, social gatherings -- available to everyone. Well, it's done! Here's how it works...

Viewing the Calendar
Anyone can view the calendar from anywhere with an internet connection at the following URL:

Editing the calendar:
(1) Download Mozilla Sunbird - WINSUCK, OSX, LINUX

(2) Open Mozilla Sunbird; Look around, get familiar -- It's fairly straight forward.

(3) Add the Doggus iCalendar
     - Go to the 'File' menu; select 'Subscribe to Remote Calendar'
     - Calendar Name: Doggus (this is just a recomendation)
     - Remote Server URL:
     - Local File Location: *leave blank*
     - 'Check' the check box at the bottom
     - Push 'OK'
     - When prompted, type the classic Doggus password

Adding Events:
(1) Double click on the day the Event will be (or start)
(2) Fill out the appropriate information
     -BE SURE TO UNCHECK 'Private' or it will not appear online
(3) When prompted, type the classic Doggus password (it should give you the option to save the password to avoid doing this every time)

NOTE: Sunbird does use the iCalendar format(*.ics), which is the same format used by MacOS's iCal application. However, I am unaware how to connect to a remote calendar for editing using iCal. If you would like to be able to view the Doggus iCalendar using iCal, subscribe to the following URL: -- but you will not be able to edit it without Sunbird.

I posted some birthdays to get us started.
Comment with any questions.

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Grandma called and said you have to go home...

Nikki you can't leave Before my first post! And what better than Napoleon Dynamite to turn attention Away from sexist ignorant comments, and on to more important things, like bad 80's fashion and tater tots ;) .

So I have no idea if the link will show up or whatever but this is supposed to be a "What Napoleon Dynamite Character Are You?" quiz...if it doesn't show up I'll try posting it again...and in case my result doesn't show up, I'm LaFawndah!! haha. "Here's a mix tape my cousin made..."

If you want to, reply to this post with what character you are...or maybe you need to make a new post for it...who knows, I'm new to this thing.

"You're ruining my LIFE!" ;)

You are LaFawnduh. Why are you so sweaty?

Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?
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Tuesday, May 03, 2005

A Fond Farewell....

I am so over this whole blog thing. I am very unsure as to why. Maybe it is the quick downward trend the previosly clever banter has taken, or maybe it is just where I am at in life. Whatever the reason, I think it is time that I say goodbye to all our company... N-I-K...Katch ya later! ... K-and-I... why? because I want to....
Okay so enough with the Mickey Mouse Club!
Just thought you all would like to see the Pteradactyle wings one last time. I hope you are all doing well. And to my fellow Ladies of Doggus... stand strong on your pursuit for Female Doggus rights! I give you my best.
And to my dearest Loverboy... you better sleep with one eye open... you too Super Dave. I'll send Melissa out to get you!
And to BigSexy, yes I will have that whiskey sour right up ;)

Don't try to understand why I must go. I hope only that you can all happily move forward with your lives and that you will all find just what it is that you seek.

Any hate mail can be addressed to P.O. Box 17959 Baton Rouge, LA 70893.

And one last time I must say ... That's hot!

Monday, May 02, 2005

Deep Thoughts By David Hillhouse...

For you Loverboy...

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

Don't wiast your time reading this

So since i am apparently hated by the females and thought a moron by the males cause my jokes were not funny

i figured i would dig my hole a little deeper and post a list of awful male bashing jokes just to even the playing field and get the guys mad at me and the girls to think i am retarded...

crappy Male bashing jokes:
1) Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the
do-it-yourself types.

2) The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason:
you're sick of him.

3) Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He
probably lies about other things too.

4) A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked
her husband to do.

5) If you want a nice man go for a bald one -- they try

6) Go for younger men. You might as well -- they never
mature anyway.

7) Men are all the same -- they just have different faces
so you can tell them apart.

8) Definition of a man with manners -- he gets out of the
bath to pee.

9) Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband,
you will usually find that he is married.

10) Scientists have just discovered something that can do
the work of five men -- a woman.

11) There are a lot of words you can use to describe men
-strong, caring, loving -- they'd be wrong but you
could still use them.

12) Men's brains are like the prison system -- not enough
cells per man.

13) Husbands are like children -- they're fine if they're
someone else's.