Sunday, July 31, 2005

What's your life expectancy?

This one says I'll live 'till 80

This one says I'll live 'till 79

I wouldn't loan me any money after my 78th birthday if I was you.

Saturday, July 30, 2005

First Post In Months

Sunday, July 24, 2005

Planes, Trains, and Plantains: The story of Oedipus

for the real story of Oedipus click the link

Thursday, July 21, 2005

Hehe, I laugh at this everytime I see it...

SNL DeNiro

Quick London update

Just letting y'all know we (that would be me, Dad, and youngest brother John) are in London and we're ok. We were on the Tube (subway) earlier in the morning but not when the incidents happened. We were stuck in Trafalgar Square for a few hours today with no transportation, and looks like we're going to be doing Lots of walking over the next few weeks, but we're ok. Besides, we'll probably need to walk off all the heavy British food we've been eating ;) . Fish and chips all around...! Will update more later if need be. Stay safe everyone (domestic and abroad,)

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Talking about biting the hand that feeds ya'...


Good ole' slap stick comedy

poor kitty

Winner of this year's World's Ugliest Dog contest...

This is the ugliest freaking dog I've ever seen, I shriek back in horror every time I look at the pic. The poor little bastard has won the constest 3 years running.

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Though it may surprise most of you, I'm considered a Centrist.

Sunday, July 10, 2005

More crazy dreams from the mind of David Hillhouse...

On Friday, I stayed up really late watching movies, till about 5 AM. So I went to sleep (5 AM Saturday moring) and woke up at about 11 PM (Saturday night), then went right back to sleep and woke up at about 4 AM (Sunday moring), went right back to sleep and woke up at about 11 AM (Sunday morning) and finally got up. So I was asleep for 30 hours! It was crazy, I've never slept that long in my life, not even if I was being medicated for some surgerical procedure. I woke up not knowing what day it was, cause I had sleeped so long. When I realized that it was Sunday, I was like "dang it, I slept through a whole day, what a waste, I was gonna do some stuff yesterday." Anyway, with all the sleep, I did have some interesting dreams. I was only able to remember two of them, but they were quite interesting. In the first one, I was Julius Caesar and I was leading my men (who were all Roman soldiers) into battle against an unknown enemy. Chad, Jason, and my brother Kevin were all in my army. Jason was running around shooting everyone with arrows like he was Legolas from The Lord of the Rings. Chad was wielding this huge ax and cutting everyone to pieces like he was Hamish from Braveheart. My brother was acting as my personal bodyguard. Anyway, I had them all lined up in columns ready to fight and I was in the middle of the field doing last minut prep when the enemy charged, so I had to quickly run to my side, which isn't easy to do when you're wearing 50 pounds of armor. Anyway, so even when I got back to my side, I wasn't in a good spot, cause I was right behind my men, whereas I needed to be up on the hill above the battle so I could see what was going on to order my various legions to different places to exploit the enemies flanks. But since i was down with the men, I had to fight. The only problem was, I was unarmed. So when the armies collided, I had to pick up whatever weapons i could find that were on the ground. So for like 20 minutes, i'm dodging arrows, swords, axs, etc. until finally I find this arrow on the ground. This man charges me with his sword, but before he could get me, I stab him in the heart with the arrow. So I grab his sword and start going to town, killing like twenty guys, until finally I got shot with an arrow in the back, and then struck with a sword on the outside of my chest. So I go down, and then my brother picks me up, throws me over his shoulder and then starts to run me to the hospital. So we're running, dodging arrows the whole way, but we finally get there, but the problem is, is that there is a long line. But he ignores that and starts to run to the front. Then the people at the front were like, why does he get to cut, he's hardly even hurt, I don't care if he's the president. Yes, that's right, now I'm evidentally George W. Bush. So they put me in this room and patch me up and I live. Then I wake up. After I go back to sleep, my next dream has me working at Burger King. At this particular Burger King, we don't accept to go orders from people in cars, only in helicopters. The way it would work, they would hover over the restaurant and we'd toss up the food. They'd have 5 seconds to drop down the money, any longer, and I'd shot them down with the pistol that Buger King supplied me with. How a pistol would be able to take down a helicopter, I don't know, but this is a dream after all. Anyway, so Kevin comes to get some food, and I toss up the food and start to count to 5. I got to 5 and he still hasn't dropped the money yet, but I'm all conflicted cause I don't want to kill my brother, but I don't want to lose my job either. So I decide to give him another second, and then he finally pays. Then I wake up from that dream. So a very interesting set of dreams to say the least, but then again, I always have odd dreams like that. My mom always did say I have an active imagination. I hope you enjoyed sharing in one of my life experiences, even if it was only make believe. Peace be with you.

Thursday, July 07, 2005

Keeping our traveling friends in our thoughts...

I hope that with everything that is going on, that all of our friends in Europe are safe. None of our friends were in London today when the bombings took place, right? Are any of them about to go to London? Last I heard, people were in Spain or France or Switzerland or something. Well, if any of ya'll do go to Paris, be sure to go see the eiffel tower, I hear it's quite a site to see. Hope everything is going well, I think we'll all sleep better when everyone returns from abroad.