Sunday, July 10, 2005

More crazy dreams from the mind of David Hillhouse...

On Friday, I stayed up really late watching movies, till about 5 AM. So I went to sleep (5 AM Saturday moring) and woke up at about 11 PM (Saturday night), then went right back to sleep and woke up at about 4 AM (Sunday moring), went right back to sleep and woke up at about 11 AM (Sunday morning) and finally got up. So I was asleep for 30 hours! It was crazy, I've never slept that long in my life, not even if I was being medicated for some surgerical procedure. I woke up not knowing what day it was, cause I had sleeped so long. When I realized that it was Sunday, I was like "dang it, I slept through a whole day, what a waste, I was gonna do some stuff yesterday." Anyway, with all the sleep, I did have some interesting dreams. I was only able to remember two of them, but they were quite interesting. In the first one, I was Julius Caesar and I was leading my men (who were all Roman soldiers) into battle against an unknown enemy. Chad, Jason, and my brother Kevin were all in my army. Jason was running around shooting everyone with arrows like he was Legolas from The Lord of the Rings. Chad was wielding this huge ax and cutting everyone to pieces like he was Hamish from Braveheart. My brother was acting as my personal bodyguard. Anyway, I had them all lined up in columns ready to fight and I was in the middle of the field doing last minut prep when the enemy charged, so I had to quickly run to my side, which isn't easy to do when you're wearing 50 pounds of armor. Anyway, so even when I got back to my side, I wasn't in a good spot, cause I was right behind my men, whereas I needed to be up on the hill above the battle so I could see what was going on to order my various legions to different places to exploit the enemies flanks. But since i was down with the men, I had to fight. The only problem was, I was unarmed. So when the armies collided, I had to pick up whatever weapons i could find that were on the ground. So for like 20 minutes, i'm dodging arrows, swords, axs, etc. until finally I find this arrow on the ground. This man charges me with his sword, but before he could get me, I stab him in the heart with the arrow. So I grab his sword and start going to town, killing like twenty guys, until finally I got shot with an arrow in the back, and then struck with a sword on the outside of my chest. So I go down, and then my brother picks me up, throws me over his shoulder and then starts to run me to the hospital. So we're running, dodging arrows the whole way, but we finally get there, but the problem is, is that there is a long line. But he ignores that and starts to run to the front. Then the people at the front were like, why does he get to cut, he's hardly even hurt, I don't care if he's the president. Yes, that's right, now I'm evidentally George W. Bush. So they put me in this room and patch me up and I live. Then I wake up. After I go back to sleep, my next dream has me working at Burger King. At this particular Burger King, we don't accept to go orders from people in cars, only in helicopters. The way it would work, they would hover over the restaurant and we'd toss up the food. They'd have 5 seconds to drop down the money, any longer, and I'd shot them down with the pistol that Buger King supplied me with. How a pistol would be able to take down a helicopter, I don't know, but this is a dream after all. Anyway, so Kevin comes to get some food, and I toss up the food and start to count to 5. I got to 5 and he still hasn't dropped the money yet, but I'm all conflicted cause I don't want to kill my brother, but I don't want to lose my job either. So I decide to give him another second, and then he finally pays. Then I wake up from that dream. So a very interesting set of dreams to say the least, but then again, I always have odd dreams like that. My mom always did say I have an active imagination. I hope you enjoyed sharing in one of my life experiences, even if it was only make believe. Peace be with you.

4 Comments:

At 19:57, Blogger Gina Marie said...

i just can't believe you slept for that long.. the longest i have ever slept without the help of drugs would be 20 hours.. and you beat that by a good 10 hours..

 
At 20:40, Blogger Super Dave said...

What can I say, I'm awesome! ;-) Haha, I guess everyone has to be good at something.

 
At 12:36, Blogger Laura said...

dave I thoroughly enjoyed the visual ad ons to the story. It took me long enough to get here I figured i may as well comment.

 
At 13:49, Blogger Morgan said...

only you would give visual aides in a story. lol

 

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